Business life, please—business suit hunger games. You're dodging meetings with bullet points, skateboarding on coffee binge-marathons, and living day-to-day with a name of "Reply All Regret." There is something divine that I have to share with you. And then there is that one specific resort, not pages and pages of Excel spreadsheet charts, not deadlines the light blow of a withering memory, and but a single lone sole KPI to account for: "Keeping Playful Instincts." Which is Suggee Resort, which is Bangalore's top rated resort. Suggee Resort games will have your group in stitches, belly-laughing, and bruised in all the best spots.
Scene 1: The Great Corporate Escape
Consider this: Friday. Your "I hate my job" face is honed, and your team has just made it through a 3-hour Zoom meeting that was an email in WhatsApp purgatory. Your manager drops by with a smile and says, "Let's organize a company event to build synergy." Synergy? You can't remember your team members' last names. And then those magical words: "Suggee Resort."
And then, and before you even know it, you're bobbleheading crazy. Because news is—word that it's where over-stressed interns are zip-line heros and investment bankers are bull-riding heros. Some get shunted off to the cool side of HR. (I mean. sorta.)
Scene 2: Off to the Adult Playground
As soon as you land at Suggee Resort, you know that it's not one of those "sit-under-a-banyan-tree-and-practise-yoga" places. By no means, way, and no how. It's a resort, tie-gate-tight-and-adrenalin-rush sort of establishment.
You alight welcomed with a glass of—not the foul lime water jug—something which does contain a sticker marked "contains traces of freedom." Suddenly, before you know, they are putting forward 14 vouchers for adventure, and chaos breaks loose.
Scene 3: The Middle Management Gladiator Appears
Sky Cycling first. No "team building" wacky exercise can even come close to approximating having your boss suspended 30 feet in the air, legs trembling, yelling "I believe in open communication!"
And then Air Surfing naturally. Surfer. surfing. suspended in mid-air. bungee-strung up. Your otherwise blue employee Rajesh? He shrieked so loudly that birds flew to HR and complained.
And throw in a death-defying ATV ride. Pradeep from Accounts is now absolutely sure he is Vin Diesel and will only respond to less than "ATV Bhai."
Not quite demented enough? Wait for Paintball Shooting—the officially sanctioned sport of friendly fire. Watch complaints turn into Marketing's Shilpa shooting down Sales people as if doing John Wick 5.
Scene 4: Where Laughter Lands on the Ground (Sometimes Face-First)
And then you get to the Obstacle Zone:
Tyre Climbing, where at last your membership of the gym has finally come good.
Burma Bridge—the balance and the final proving ground of your team.
Rope Walk, Zig-zag Walk, and Spider Net—if your executive's in knots and you can only photo-bomb it. (Though you do.)
Land Zorbing—"team synergy" yell if ever there was one whizzing about in a hamster ball.
Commando Net—spreadsheet-flipping, commando crawl screams.
20-foot Free Fall—when literally it hurts to crash into Saturday equipment.
Quake Walk—shake like Saturday night and your status report just vanished.
Your body armor vendor now is complaining. There is someone laughing, "I haven't laughed this much since appraisals time!" And now everybody is speaking in one voice: That was funnier than the previous five offsites combined.
Scene 5: Water, Fire, and a Slightly Bruised Ego
Relax time? Dose in Swimming Pool or splash in washing machine in Water Zorbing. Or go completely mad in Rain Dance zone where half-hearted attempts of your boss in moonwalk and everybody is so careful not to glance anywhere else like dazed and confused.
And at Fire Camp at night, where there's campfire storytelling, marshmallow roasting, and that IT guy breaks out a guitar and begins playing "Summer of '69" like it's or something a freedom song.
Scene 6: Indoor Games, Big Laughs
Just because no one is an adrenaline junkie doesn't mean no one needs Suggee's assistance with Indoor Games either:
Foosball games longer than dollar-basement quality.
Carrom, Chess, Table Tennis—For game-aaholics of their game with a dash of strategy.
And Human Foosball is no different—where your cubicle mates become ginormous game pieces and tummy guffaws turn into a body workout.
Scene 7: Wild Encounters & Cart Rides
Amuse with Horse Cart rides and Boating for children. At the Bird Aviary, where parrots' caws as fresh as Slack messages.
Brassy enough? Mechanical Bull Ride time is close. Spoiler alert: no one falls below 6 seconds. But laugh long enough, it'll be worth the bruised ego.
And don't miss the Horse Riding mode—where your fatigue-out co-worker is suddenly transported into cowboy mode, complete with virtual spurs and cowboy western music.
Scene 8: Eat. Nap. Repeat.
After all that running, jumping, splashing, and screaming, it’s time to rest in one of the resort’s cozy rooms. Whether it’s the rustic Cob House, scenic Rooms with Open Balcony, or laid-back Misty Camping tents—you’ll sleep like a baby after 10 rounds of paintball.
Group of 4? Book Malgoba 4 Sharing Room. Couples can snuggle in 2 Sharing Nirvana AC Rooms with Balcony. Wooden cottages are the budget buddy's and the hipster's, and they're all cozy.
Food & Dining – A Treat for Every Palate
No vacation ever ends without a feast of delish food! We at Suggee Resort take giant pride in serving loads of lip-smacking food of every type. Blue to good, for that old world or South Indian cuisine, breakfast buffet your best bet must-have with loads more than a decent number to tantalize and fill and begin your day afresh once more. Full meals to teasers, our menu cuisine shall tickle your taste buds as much as impart a ray of sunshine to your soul.
The Purr-fect Time for Anything
Suggee Resort is no refuge from day-to-day grunge—it's where a lifetime memory is forged. Corporate team-building for corporate-build week-end-s, wedding anniversaries or week-end-away-in-a-flash-of-genius, our resort is your holiday time. Our holiday times are best shared doing moment-bonding, but our sheer view and modem facilities ensure that all celebrations are full-fledged memory-makers.
Last Scene: Slack to Splash
When the Monday morning arrives and you're typing "Per my last email…" for the umpteenth time, you'll have Suggee Resort swagger to prance around. The memes. The errors. The mango juice. The paintball vandalism of your teammate's initials on your back. You'll remember that you were once and you turned off notifications.
So the next time you catch yourself spying on an executive whispering "team bonding," don't gawk. Just mouth silently to yourself the incantation: Suggee Resort —the Bangalore activity resort where your team are being reborn from cubicle monsters into adventure-hero legends.
Because when the battle is waged with deadlines and spreadsheets, you get repaid with a water balloon in the face. Or ten.
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